I wonder if I still have the journals I kept in high
school, in which I poured out my heart about all the
really important things in my life. You know: boys,
school, the never-ending angst of being a teenager. If
they are still around, I bet they read a lot like
Please Don't Kill the Freshman, a memoir by a real
high school student who uses the name "Zoe Trope." The
book recounts her experiences as a teenager and all
that entails: teachers and parents who don't
understand, the delicate social balance of high
school, and the pain of figuring out who you are,
emotionally, intellectually and sexually.
Like Zoe's, I'm sure my writings were full of passion
and emotion and the urgency of being young. And my
journals probably aren't worthy of publication,
either.
Please Don't Kill the Freshman is the work of a
bright, impassioned young woman with a lot of thoughts
and feelings she yearns to express. But, like all
young people, she gives every moment of life the same
crushing weight. She over-analyzes everything and,
while that's important to growth, it makes for
pretentious, often off-putting reading.
It's often difficult to read, what with the elaborate
nicknames she makes up for the people at her school
and the way characters pop up and disappear, seemingly
at random. Granted, high school often feels that way
(usually because we're so wrapped up in our own issues
that everyone else in our lives seems like a minor
supporting player), but I never felt any real
connection between Zoe and the other people in her
life, even those she professes to love.
The overall effect is emotionally distant and
impenetrable. None of this is to say that a teenager
can't write a good book (some, in fact, have), but
that, in trying so hard to say something important
about high school life, this book says very little indeed.