As an established writer, actress, and stand-up comic,
Cathryn Michon has had many interesting life experiences, and this
book is full of them. Her experiences have prompted
her to start "The Grrl Genius Club" and write the
coinciding The Grrl Genius Guide to Life, set up in twelve steps to teach the
reader how to become a Grrl Genius (or, in a male's case,
to be an "Enlightened Male"). The twelve steps
include, among others, admitting that you are a Grrl
Genius, making a decision to love your Grrl Genius
good looks, rejecting penis envy, and the final step:
carrying the Grrl Genius message to others by
practicing the principles in all of your affairs.
Each step begins a new chapter, and at the end of each
chapter are tid-bits of information the author calls
"Grrl Genius Little Pink
Post-Its". The multiple
appendices at the end of the book include recipes, a
letter to Krispy Kreme doughnuts (the author's
favorite food) pleading for expansion of the company,
and a "dire warning" for Grrl Geniuses to not fall
into "Miss America Thinking."
Michon writes with a humorous and almost cynical
attitude towards her life, and the book is an
enjoyable and easy read. In step two, "We're Entirely
Ready to Embrace the Domestic Arts", she tells about
her participation in the "Live Salad-Making
Competition" at the Santa Barbara County Fair. For
the past four years, she has come in third place every
year, and she writes with a laughable bitterness about
the politics involved in the contest. She continually
blasts the judge, and writes of her plans for next
year's competition when she will "concoct the most
hideous salad ever made and force [the judge] to eat
it." She calls it "Cathryn's Grrl Genius Lard-Stuffed
Jalapeno Salad, Nestled on Tournedos of Domestic Dog
Feces, with Grapefruit Skim Milk."
The Guide also contains many interesting and little-known facts about women in history. In two of her
"Little Pink Post-Its", Michon tells about the
women behind Albert Einstein and Wolfgang Amadeus
Mozart. Mileva Einstein, Albert's first wife,
co-authored the E=MC2 paper, but as Albert's
popularity grew, he had his former wife's name removed
from the papers in later publications. Einstein is
also quoted by his son and a live-in student as saying
that Mileva "solved all my mathematical problems."
Michon says "'Doing the math in physics' is like
'taking off the clothes in stripping'- it's
everything." Mozart's sister, Nannerl, traveled and
performed with Mozart until she was married off at
fifteen, and musicologists have said that compositions
attributed to Wolfgang may actually have been written
by Nannerl. Michon also tells about certain
"demeaning" terms given to women that actually have
positive origins as titles of goddesses.
Admitting that you are a Grrl Genius means you must
"acknowledge that you are beautiful, intelligent, and
talented- and that you are the only person in the
world who can decide just how great you are."
However, the author and creator of this twelve step
program still seems to be struggling with this issue
even with her established "Grrl Geniushood." She
contradicts herself in the book, especially when it
comes to acknowledging beauty. In step six, "[We]
Made a Decision to Love Our Grrl Genius Good Looks,"
Michon admits that she obsesses about her hair, but as
a Grrl Genius, she has "finally accepted that what's
inside my head is more important than what grows out
of it." The reader may be a bit confused by this,
considering the fact that in step three, "Boldly
Accept[ing] our Grrl Genius Mortality", she tells that
she has made her hairdresser promise to give her a
color-touch up and blow dry before anyone sees her,
saying, "To be dead is a drag, to be dead with roots
is intolerable. I am further annoyed by the thought
that hair continues growing after death, so when I'm
six feet under, I will definitely have roots." When
talking about loving her body, the author tells about
how she has "cursed the two little poochy bulges of
fat that rest on my strong outer thighs", which she
had liposuctioned shortly before writing this book.
She says, "Undergoing a surgical procedure in order to
not despise my body may seem like a failure of the
Grrl Genius philosophy, but it is not. If I could
have loved my body in its natural state, well, then,
yea for me, but after a while I just couldn't." She
claims that she already doesn't live in her natural
state, equating a natural state as "sleeping in the
trees, swinging from vines" or "snagging trout
bare-handed from mountain streams."
Michon talks
about her past obsessions with dieting, calculating
the calories of everything she ate, and looks at it as
a sort of eating disorder, although it is not
classified as one, saying, "However, because I have
never forced myself to vomit, abused laxatives, been
dangerously overweight or underweight (I wish), I am
not considered to have an eating disorder." The "I
wish" is particularly contradictory to an argument she
makes later in the book about how "fat makes you sexy"
and that scientific studies show that women with
normal or above normal body fat are "way better in
bed."
Beside these contradictions in the book, the twelve
steps in general are not very clear. The author seems
to have created the steps in accordance with her own
particular life, and much of the book reflects that
she is still struggling with the steps of her own
program. The only clearly stated rule of becoming a
Grrl Genius is simply telling yourself that you are
one, and that doesn't seem to be enough to base any
self-improvement program on. If you're looking for a strictly
humorous book, The Grrl Genius Guide to Life is a
suitable choice, but a woman looking for
true self-improvement may be better off looking elsewhere.